Today my history professor, a rumpled, pot-bellied guy in his mid thirties, walked into class looking all excited, which made the rest of us nervous, because he’s known for pop quizzes. He took a deep breath and said, “I have been waiting for this moment my entire teaching career. So please, pull out your textbooks and…” in a British accent, glowering at us all ferociously, “TURN TO PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR.”
We. All. DIED.
I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS.
Tracks
PLEASE
THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH SWEAR WORDS IN THE WORLD FOR THIS SITUATION. NOT ENOUGH. NOT EVEN IF I MADE THEM UP. NOWHERE NEAR ENOUGH.
You know what pisses me off. HIS SKIN IS FUCKING PERFECT. FUCKS SAKE. What is your secretttt
Well here’s one to start you off…
How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
So a flying blue dragon riding a unicorn did It
1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s symbol (shown above) in an art piece I’m making
If you would like to see all of the fandoms, look through these posts
IF YOU DON’T SEE YOUR FANDOM, send me a message saying what fandoms I missed and I’ll add them
If you would like to know more about the project, read this post
FOLLOW ME TO KEEP UPDATED ON THE PROJECT/SEE THE FINISHED PROJECT
Hillary Clinton pant-suit rainbow
(Source: oh-hannahdear)
1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s symbol (shown above) in an art piece I’m making
If you would like to see all of the fandoms, look through these posts
IF YOU DON’T SEE YOUR FANDOM, send me a message saying what fandoms I missed and I’ll add them
If you would like to know more about the project, read this post
FOLLOW ME TO KEEP UPDATED ON THE PROJECT/SEE THE FINISHED PROJECT
![torrilla:
Tom Hiddleston attends the photocall for ‘Only Lovers Left Alive’ at the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals on May 25, 2013 in Cannes, France [HQ]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/503c94bfa9984bc5667a69ed59419d81/tumblr_mncymaoAYo1qeuzrdo3_500.jpg)
![torrilla:
Tom Hiddleston attends the photocall for ‘Only Lovers Left Alive’ at the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals on May 25, 2013 in Cannes, France [HQ]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/e9d30eeec5b88e29c107b3f83421c2be/tumblr_mncymaoAYo1qeuzrdo5_500.jpg)
![torrilla:
Tom Hiddleston attends the photocall for ‘Only Lovers Left Alive’ at the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals on May 25, 2013 in Cannes, France [HQ]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/a52cb2591046442c16f3bd50ac0e76b1/tumblr_mncymaoAYo1qeuzrdo2_500.jpg)
![torrilla:
Tom Hiddleston attends the photocall for ‘Only Lovers Left Alive’ at the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals on May 25, 2013 in Cannes, France [HQ]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a72d0617745049ba6b19118ad6e5305/tumblr_mncymaoAYo1qeuzrdo1_500.jpg)
![torrilla:
Tom Hiddleston attends the photocall for ‘Only Lovers Left Alive’ at the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals on May 25, 2013 in Cannes, France [HQ]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/9b57cb140de3fa2b80eab565726596c3/tumblr_mncymaoAYo1qeuzrdo4_500.jpg)
Tom Hiddleston attends the photocall for ‘Only Lovers Left Alive’ at the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals on May 25, 2013 in Cannes, France [HQ]
this is literally what i have been saying since i was born
four for you Pope Francis, you go Pope Francis
I’m so happy right now.
Guys, I might actually be going to heaven!
*stares at the screen* Faith in humanity restored (excuse the pun).
I think this Pope might actually be a Christian……!
